Yeah. He kind of…raised me. For a while. Him and another guy, a guy called Buck. They taught me almost everything I...
Yeah, that guy. He has a weird name. For now! .. we’ll go back to those later. I don’t know, he said he taught you a lot...
Swordsman? Jacques? …pigtails can wait, why do you wanna know about him?
I was raised by you and I don’t play dirty. Okay, fine. By the way, how come you never - I .. I mean .. uhm, who’s the...
[laughs] I was raised by carnies! What do you want from me?
What is it with you guys and playing dirty?! I think you mean jagged and rough.
Nothing wrong with cheating! I’m smooth like that.
Oh well sure, when you compare it to that! That’s like cheating. Also, don’t think I didn’t notice you changing the...
See? See how horrifying that prospect is? Now by comparison, dinner is going to be GREAT. You’re welcome.
That’s worse. That’s actually really bad.
I could lock us all in a holding cell until we behave?
P I G T A I L S. Dad, don’t even kid yourself. That sounds like a pretty bad threat.
PIGTAILS? Shit. Yeah, I do say so. We’re going to enjoy tonight as a broken family, or else.
You mean the guy that was fighting with mom last night and pulling on her pigtails? I think I should get brownie points...
Hey, who’s the dad here? Yeah, we’re gonna behave. We talked it out.
Are you guys gonna behave?
You want that tonight?
Purple cake? I don’t mind. Looks good.
It’s what’s for dinner.
so hungry at night all the time…..